spadesslick: pimposaur: reasons not to kill yourself chicken tender the billionth number of pi is 9 it’s not gay if it’s on the moon sponges feel cool highdeas.com joe biden the letter Q dirt Some of these are legitimately calming.
Me: Im gonna have so much fun this weekend!
Me: *masturbates 4 times in a row and passes out*
Unrequited Recognition: THIS IS POTENTIALLY REALLY... →
ohmariesmiles: I have someone staying in my hotel tonight that made me think that this would be worth sharing here. If you are running away/trying to hide from someone that is frightening, abusing, harassing you, and you find yourself staying in a hotel to avoid being found, there’s an extra precaution you can take. When you check in, ask the front desk clerk to put you as “Unlisted”. They’ll...
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her. oh my fucking god Charlotte
wtfstuck: wtfstuck: why did yugi’s grandpa need to go to the hospital when he lost a card game
wickedlydeeper: sariandra: z1c: being 20+ on tumblr Being 30+ on Tumblr I’ve been waiting for this.
A lot of things happen quite often: Why Do Men... →
tiqangel: literaryreference: You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because…
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theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT
bloodysigils: do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
marshalleaves: YOU WANNA GO??? YOU WANNA GO??? WHERE DO YOU WANNA GO??? I HAVE A GPS IN MY CAR
sithlordtennant: For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.
tablespoons: those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
roseplated: CAN I INJECT THIS ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM
I think I’ve started not breathing when I fall asleep?? My nose is really plugged, and I think I keep shutting my mouth when I doze off. So 8 hour work day on less than 3 hours of sleep here I come~ I hate being sick.
IN THE UNITED STATES
dannybriereisaliferuiner: owning a gun is a right having healthcare is a privilege
freakvevo: *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*