May 2013
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spadesslick: pimposaur: reasons not to kill yourself chicken tender the billionth number of pi is 9 it’s not gay if it’s on the moon sponges feel cool highdeas.com joe biden the letter Q dirt Some of these are legitimately calming.
May 22nd
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Me: Im gonna have so much fun this weekend!
Me: *masturbates 4 times in a row and passes out*
May 22nd
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Unrequited Recognition: THIS IS POTENTIALLY REALLY... →
ohmariesmiles: I have someone staying in my hotel tonight that made me think that this would be worth sharing here. If you are running away/trying to hide from someone that is frightening, abusing, harassing you, and you find yourself staying in a hotel to avoid being found, there’s an extra precaution you can take. When you check in, ask the front desk clerk to put you as “Unlisted”. They’ll...
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the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her. oh my fucking god Charlotte
May 21st
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wtfstuck: wtfstuck: why did yugi’s grandpa need to go to the hospital when he lost a card game
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wickedlydeeper: sariandra: z1c: being 20+ on tumblr Being 30+ on Tumblr I’ve been waiting for this.
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A lot of things happen quite often: Why Do Men... →
tiqangel: literaryreference: You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because…
May 21st
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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT
May 21st
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bloodysigils: do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
May 21st
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marshalleaves: YOU WANNA GO??? YOU WANNA GO??? WHERE DO YOU WANNA GO??? I HAVE A GPS IN MY CAR
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sithlordtennant: For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine. 
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tablespoons: those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
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internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
May 21st
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roseplated: CAN I INJECT THIS ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM
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I think I’ve started not breathing when I fall asleep?? My nose is really plugged, and I think I keep shutting my mouth when I doze off. So 8 hour work day on less than 3 hours of sleep here I come~ I hate being sick.
May 20th
IN THE UNITED STATES
dannybriereisaliferuiner: owning a gun is a right having healthcare is a privilege
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freakvevo: *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
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